-Sign up your precious darlin' for BILL THE GOAT'S KIDS FAN CLUB !!!!
That's right....Bill The Goat has formed a Kids Fan club that'll be second to none. Bill plans many fun outings for the "Goatateers" over the next few months and you'll want to make sure your children don't miss a single minute of the action. Planned trips:
-Louisville Waste Manangement facilities
-PJCS Parking lots after UofL home football games
-The Churchill Downs infield after OAKS and DERBY days
-Banks of the Ohio River after flood stages have passed
-The Parrish House after the WVU game
Just fill out the application below and e-mail it to:
billthegoat@insightbb.com
COST IS ONLY $25 for 12 months! (PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO LOQUACIOUS GADFLY or CASH)
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APPLICATION
Name of child______________________________________________
Other children_____________________________________________
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Do you have a backyard Bill can graze in?_________________________
Can you sing the "Goat-herders Lullaby?__________________________
Who would Bill contact in case of emergency?______________________
Who would Bill call if he is hungry?______________________________
*Disclaimer.
Bill the Goat's Kids Fan Club is a division of FUCOM Industries and not part of any religious cult, athletic association or registered with the Chamber of Commerce or Better Busines Bureau. Bill cannot be held responsible for any injuries, incidents, acts of war or bare knuckled, bare chested backyard brawls that may occur when the kiddies are under Bill's supervision.
Hey, look Ma! Bill has a Kids Club. Can I join?
PLANNED GUEST SPEAKERS:
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| COOLIO!!!!! |
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POOBAH    KRAMER!  and drinking tips from MArkie MArk  DON"T MISS OUT GET YOUR KIDS IN TODAY!!!!!! |
(Call Murph at the Southside Salvation Army to
book "Flo" for your next event! Prices vary...)
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