It's Official...Bill The Goat withdraws bid for Governor

BILL THE GOAT DROPS OUT OF GOVERNOR'S RACE

-Finances, staff quitting major factors...

In a statement released by Tommy Boy, Bill's last campaign staff member, Bill has decided to quit the race for governor. His comments:

"Although I feel I have reached a significant amount of people who are interested in change for Kentucky, most of them aren't interested in my campaign for governor as being a way to change things. Therefore, I have decided to actively close my campaign for Governor and will throw my support to Jerry and Steve. It's been a blast, I've notified my running mate for Lt. Governor Howie and I'm headed out west for a few months to see the Grand Canyon, do a few television commercials and go to the Burning Man festival.
To all of you that were there with me to the final end, thanks and best wishes."

-BILL

Cahill (far right) poses with CARDINAL COUPLE Co-Owner
Paul Sykes (left), Centre Soccer Star Andrew Karel (second left)
and Bread Boy (second right).

Cahill read the statement before a bewildered group of Japanese tourists visiting the Louisville Slugger Museum and refused to answer questions or pose for photos afterwards. He was seen hours later at O'Shea's...slamming down Irish Car Bombs and debating the Detroit Tigers chances at a World Series slot.

Note: Bill has decided to keep this website open...since it is free and he doesn't have to do anything for it.

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BILL, pictured left, expresses his opinion to a passerby at a recent Cardinal Caravan event. Bill has decided that he would like to become director of operations for the Bellarmine University football team and has contacted the school about his availibility. 

Bill's financial advisor during the run, Loquacious Gadfly, met earlier with Bill and offered to turn over $2.87...the balance of the campaign finances. Bill refused to accept the money and instructed Gadfly to send the money to The Crusade for Children. Gadfly seemed uncertain on what his future would hold...but mentioned that panhandling in the area of 4th street LIVE on weekend nights had been going well and he might consider a full time move to the area. We'll bet you the balance that the $2.87 gets deposited in the register at Prospect Liquors in return for a cheap bottle of port. WE'LL have follow ups and reactions to Bill's decision as they become available. We can tell you that former UofL football prospect DaMarcus Smith has already "tweeted" about the decision and said: 'Yo dawg.. DANG wid da Bill foshizzle and word up, yo"

We agree.