Bill is tired of Flo invading the airwaves on television. Bill thinks that Flo needs to join a cult, strangle herself during some kind of sexual bizarro gratification act, become a Nazi or marry a millionaire.
If I knew Flo, I'd head butt her. If I ever see Flo, I'll emit a loud "NAAAAAAAAA" and aim for her genitals with my horns...because we can't have her reproducing.
If Flo was on the UofL women's basketball team, Coach Walz would pull her scholarship.
Bill thinks that they need to replace her with chimps. After all, we're all chimps of the insurance moguls anyway, so why not a little reality TV?
-Bill
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