CAMPAIGN NEWS:
Bill was asked what changes he would propose in the next twelve months. Bill responded by suggesting that the months themselves needed to be changed. He wants all twelve months to be four letter words. July and June are safe. The other changes:
JANUARY would go to JANY
FEBRUARY changes to FEBY
MARCH is now ARCH
APRIL converts to FOOL (Bill's favorite day of the year...April Fools Day)
MAY adds an "e" to MAYE
AUGUST is shortened to GUST
SEPTEMBER becomes SEPT
OCTOBER translates as BILL now (Bill thinks a month should be named after him and since he was born in October...well, you get the idea.)
NOVEMBER shortens to NOER
DECEMBER would become BRRR
Bill refused to comment on the changes...but Lt. Gov. running mate Howie Lindsey thinks that the changes will save everyone a great deal of time when writing, use less ink and cut government spending. Lindsey proposed that Bill is "a stinking genius, I tell ya...and even re-named me Howe."
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