Why is Bill the Goat running for governor?
Why not ? It's a free country. Bill has proven over the years he's a strong believer in ecology, recycling and the rights of animals.
What is Bill's stance on casino gambling in Kentucky?
He's in favor of it. Why should Kentuckiana dollars go across the river and state lines to fill other states' coffers? And, Bill also would put into legislation that animals, as well as people, would be allowed to visit and participate in legalized gambling activities. Cows like to play roulette and chimps are great fun at the Texas Hold 'Em table...
Why isn't Bill running on one of the parties' tickets?
Bill is tired of "politics as usual" and thinks that as an independent...he doesn't have to appease or bow to the backroom politics and power broker bosses that are rampant in the established political parties. Plus, no one asked him to join a political party. Bill is great fun at parties...just ask anyone who has ever attended one where he has been a guest or party crasher.
What will Bill do about Kentucky's low educational ranking amongst the other states
Bill would revamp the educational process to the old but successful one room schoolhouses. The kids who went through that process turned out pretty good. Lower student/teacher ratios equal success...just ask anyone 70 or older...
Does Bill have a realistic chance of getting elected as governor?
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Did Goldilocks give up when she encountered the Three Bears? Do the Bears give up when they're down to the Packers by a couple of scores? Of course not. It's not the size of the dog in a fight...it's the size of the owner breaking up the fight that matters...and Bill likes dogs, fights, owners and size.
Will Bill have an aggressive TV ad campaign?
Probably not. Bill doesn't watch TV unless UofL Sporting events are being shown and hates commercials...except for the ones that he is in. Bill feels that TV...along with microwaves and remote controls have ruined this country and would ban the use of them....that's something that probably wouldn't go over too well on a political advertisement on TV.
Will Bill debate with the other candidates?
Definitely not! Bill only bleats...and that doesn't translate too well in a debate forum.
Tell us something else that Bill would enact if elected?
Bill would make each June 14th. a state holiday...because that is the birthday of Bill's favorite college soccer player, Centre's ANDY KAREL. He would authorize state-wide celebrations and public gatherings to celebrate Andy's birthday...culminating in a state-wide sing-a-long at 10 p.m. of "Happy Birthday".
DON'T LET THE OTHER CANDIDATES GET YOUR GOAT.....VOTE FOR BILL!
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