BILL the GOAT to campaign at Derby and Oaks

Gubernatoral candidate Bill the Goat will take the campaign to the people with appearances at the Kentucky Oaks and Kentucky Derby this Friday and Saturday. Campaign manager Tom Cahill could not be reached for comment but did issue a statement:

WE feel Bill's campaign is all about the people and where you gonna get more people in two days in this state than at the Oaks and Derby? I tried to get him seats, a box, a suite...but it looks like he's going to end up out in the infield with the crazies. No problem. He's been there before, loves to graze on the grass out there and people are always buying him beer. Plenty of trash out there, too...so Bill can practice his ecology and recycling efforts while there.

Tom Cahill, pictured right, likes Centre soccer star Andy Karel (center)
Also pictured...Paul Sykes, owner of CARDINAL COUPLE (left)
and Bread Boy...second row.

Bill will be accompanied by members of the University of Louisville's Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity and he has also invited Lt. Gov. candidate Howie Lindsey to join him. Lindsey hasn't commented on the probability of his attendance...but was busy watching Louisville Cardinal baseball yesterday...

Prospect impresario Loquacious Gadfly has agreed to be campaign treasurer for Bill's run for governor of Kentucky and noted he has already raised $1.89 for Bill's campaign...loose change he dug out of a fountain at the Oxmoor Mall.

Contributions to the campaign can be  given directly to Gadfly...who panhandles outside the Prospect Kroger or to Cahill, who can normally be found in Silks or Champions at Churchill Downs. Small bills or loose change, please. Winning tickets and cash vouchers also accepted.
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